{"id":5606,"date":"2015-09-10T17:04:24","date_gmt":"2015-09-10T21:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepajamacompany.com\/blog\/?p=5606"},"modified":"2022-10-13T09:31:18","modified_gmt":"2022-10-13T13:31:18","slug":"9-signs-its-time-for-new-pajamas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepajamacompany.com\/blog\/9-signs-its-time-for-new-pajamas\/","title":{"rendered":"9 signs it’s time for new pajamas"},"content":{"rendered":"

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1. Your spouse mistook them for a rag and accidentally washed his car with them.<\/p>\n

2. Each time you put them on, your dog howls for no apparent reason.<\/p>\n

3. In a pinch, they could easily stand in for a bag lady Halloween costume.<\/p>\n

4. Curiously, your room mate always seems to be asking you “when’s the flood?” when you’re wearing them.<\/p>\n

5. \u00a0They were a gift from your ex and let’s just say, it was a baaaaad break up.<\/p>\n

6. You’ve stopped washing them for fear that they’ll disappear in the washing machine.<\/p>\n

7. You’d absolutely DIE if someone actually saw you in them, and that includes the UPS man!<\/p>\n

8. They are considered holey…and it’s got nothing to do with religion.<\/p>\n

9. And, the most important one…you just plain old want to treat yourself to a new pair of pajamas!<\/p>\n

Do any of these describe you<\/em>?<\/p>\n

If so, you’re in luck: we just received a whole bunch of fun new pajama styles including flannel for fall! \u00a0And, our entire sale collection<\/a> is an additional 25% off now thru Sunday, Sept. 13th. \u00a0Use COZYSEPTEMBER at checkout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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